Twilight Review

So, I saw Twilight today. And it was hot. If I smoked, I would definitely need a cigarette after watching that movie. Or a boyfriend. Anyways, this was on my favorite website, gofugyourself, and I thought I would share it with the world.



ROBERT PATTINSON: Hello, my angel. [Snicker] I see you managed to get here without breaking any bones. [Chuckle]

KRISTEN STEWART: You know, we wrapped the movie a long time ago. You can break character and stop with the condescending laughter.

ROBERT: No, I can't. It's the hair. The unruly, slightly oily Edward hair that's damp with the sweat of restraint and clammy lust. They won't let me cut it, and it OWNS me. Is your dress made of sweatshirts?

KRISTEN: They haven't said you can't SHOWER, though. Maybe you're just clammy because all your clothes look a tiny bit tight. And I think your shoe is untied. And, you know, the whole "you need to shower" thing.

ROBERT: God, your blood smells magical. Like sparkles and sunshine and fine wine. I must watch you sleep.

KRISTEN: Do you people see what I have had to put up with? Do you?

ROBERT: Oh, Bella. I love you. I may kill you. You don't know.

KRISTEN: Not Bella. Kristen. Cameras are not rolling. Lord. I give you two months, tops, before all this breaks you.

ROBERT: You intoxicate me. I AM DANGER. Why do you not fear me, human?

KRISTEN: Oh, I fear you, all right. Trust.

I'm the crypt keeper!

So in honor of it being Veteran's Day last week, I was pondering on my old-ness. Seriously, this last birthday has drop-kicked me into the age of "late 20's" for sure. Things that have made me realize my extreme age :

1. I have plantar fasciitis. What does that mean? I can no longer wear crappy shoes and stand all day at work. I have to wear INSERTS! I am old.
2. The music at Abercrombie is officially too loud.
3. When Julia, Annie, and I have What I Like About You tv marathon watching on Tuesdays, I find myself attracted to the older sister's boyfriend, not Amanda Bynes's boyfriend. I think he's a little pip squeak.
4. I had to start putting on moisturizer on my face at night. The teen acne greasiness has finally ran out.
5. I go to the post office at least once a week to mail things.
6. I love spending money on flowers to plant in the yard. And I like planting them.
7. You know this already - we have 10,000,000 cats at our house. Just call me the crazy cat woman.
8. I feel perv guilty for thinking Zac Efron is hot.
9. I eat Raisin Bran every morning for breakfast. Because I like it better than Lucky Charms. Who am I?
10. I can no longer pound a s'more, large hot chocolate, donut etc without getting a huge sugar headache.
11. For my last birthday, I got a membership to AARP in the mail. Not kidding. I can show you my membership card.
12. I feel like I am slipping on my high tech computer-ness and am going to soon take 20 minutes to send an email like my mom used to do.

Just get me ready for the early bird special at Denny's. Kill me.

Book Report

Okay, book report time. First, The Kitchen Boy. Secret Shame: I think that the movie Anastasia really happened. I am kind of obsessed with the Romanovs and their story and I totally think some of them survived and went into hiding. If you agree, read this. It is amazing.
This was the last book in a series. Julia told me it was amazing, I thought it would be better. However, whenever I read these kinds of books it makes me want to move to London really bad. I know a lady that moved over there and worked and ended up marrying someone from there. Imagine being married to Harry Potter! But I would not talk to my children ever so they could have their dad's accent.
Okay I'm not done with this one, I only have 100 pages left. But it has been dang amazing. It's about a lady in the 50's who submits entries to tons and tons of contests and helps support her family that way. It is dang amazing.

The end.

Congrats Bubs!!!!

So Julia found out today that she made it to the state competition for her swim relay for MHS. Yay Bubs!!!!!!However, this does destroy her plans for her start of "no shave November." For the love.