Golden birthday

So, here are some suggestions for gifts for my golden birthday (it's in 27 days fyi). My birthday happens to fall on my first day of clinicals in a hospital. You can leave my presents next to me hiding in a dark corner doing this and crying:

1. A gallon ziploc bag full of gushers. Julia says I have a small addiction to processed fruit.

2. A guaranteed A in block 2 of nursing school, the rumored toughest block :(

3. An iphone 5

4. A Bernina sewing machine

5. Talking, patty-cake playing cats

Yes please. Go. Thank you.