So, when you pull out your old flowers to put in your new ones, do you ever feel like you are breaking up with them? That the old flowers gave you everything they had and you just took and took and then ripped them out and threw them on the sidewalk? Sometimes I feel like plants have feelings. Don't mock me.
Observation #2:
On Friday, I went to get my teeth cleaned by this person. And I realized that I'm not a freak and lots of people have "meat pockets" in between their teeth. And she gave me a tongue scraper. I am obsessed with it. How did I live life without it? The dentist might have told me "Wow, you really know your way around a dentist chair." It's because I have approximately 3 teeth that don't have fillings. And 2 of them are my front 2. I know, I'm w.t.
This is my new favorite show. Goodbye, Office, Gossip Girl, anything else. This is now #1. It's How I Met Your Mother. And yet I have found no one else wherewith to share these feelings and quotes. I would date Frankenstein if he loved this show as much as I do. I will even tell tivo to not record Gossip Girl and to record the reruns of this. It is amazing. Watch it. I command you. Chuck Bass vs. older Doogie Howser? Doogie Howser wins it every time.







