So, my gift to myself for my birthday was a day of craft with my sister Amanda. And we conquered this Martha Stewart project. It rocked. Us 1, Martha 0. Cutting out the witches, however, took much longer than the 5 minutes she promised. Lies.

Is this real life? Do I have stitches?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Julia After the Dentist." For more awesomeness, go here.





Yes, I later found out you're not supposed to suck on a straw. Whatev. Dry socket shmy socket. It's not my mouth.

Dear Mike Rowe-

I'm sorry, but I feel we need to have some time apart. I just can't take where your hands have been.
Besides, I've found a new lover. He's hilarious and he will always out-eat me.
His show, Man v. Food, is amazing. I'm sorry..

Love, Emily

p.s. I tried to make my blog cute and add this awesome font. And it didn't work. Emily+technology=train wreck.