EFY and my LOVE for it.

I, Julia Jones, am finally doing a new post. It is concerning the matter of EFY. Yes I am a nerd and i love EFY. I have gone for three years in a row. Usually i have a contest with myself to see how long i can leave my wrist band on. This year I took it off after one day. Probably cause it was this hideous color... WRISTBAND . Unfortunately, Emily doesn't have to ban me from a social life until i take it off. EX. Last Summer. Here are some pictures of me and some of my friends from EFY 2008.

Libby, Myself, and Lexi being awesome.

Devin, Kayla, Lexi, Libby, Me, and a fraction of Courtney and Brandon. We had to bribe a 14 year old into taking this picture and this is what we got.

Me and Lexi being mega fly.

Me, Reagan, and Libby.

Libby, Myself and the girls in our group. Yes i am in fact wearing a granny suit.

Aubrey, Audrey, Libby, and Me at the out of controllably well lit dancing atmosphere. Lets just say they didn't have to worry about any "freak dancing". Especially cause it was sound tracked by my dear friend Hannah Montana basically the whole time.

My whole entire company.
Now for the next installment of this adventure entitled Julia and her boys... First boys in my group. Then my Mesa boys.

GROUP BOYS:
GOOB wearing my granny glasses. Apparently i dress like I'm 72... Granny running suit + sun glasses = I'm dress like I'm ancient.
A series of awkward engagement picture look alikes and some even awkwarder prom poses...

Me and Austin.

Me and Riley.Me and Riley again.

Me and Rusty. He was from New Mexico and somehow had a southern accent. His favorite thing to say in his country styled twang was: i don't have a southern accent. It was entertaining beyond.

Me and Keith. I look uncomfortable in this picture... probably cause i was to an extreme power.
Me and Jake being super hardcore.
Me and my bitty councilor named Sam. He was from Cambodia. P.S. I'm wearing flats in this picture.

MESA BOYS:

Devin, Me, and Blake being babes.

Logan, Me and Tanner being particularly pretty.

My love named Michael from Orange County. Sad day when I learned of this information.
I apologize for not being very witty. I'm a tad bit tired. Sorry I'm a lame face. i also apologize for this post be extraordinarily long and obnoxiously boring. But i love EFY. Please do not judge me for that statement. My loving for EFY is for various reasons. Most importantly the whole approximately 114 hours you are there the spirit is there. It's uber fun. You get to talk to loads of people although they may be strange. And you get to work the boy scene. In conclusion EFY is one of my favorite parts of summer. In the words of Angela Celest Jones "I'm a geek..."

My newest best friend.

May I introduce you to my new best friend? I know I've had a lot of best friends, but this one is the COOLEST! Cha cha. So it is like google text but it is real people answering your questions. And it only costs the price of a text. I was sitting in anatomy summer school killing myself (note: if you want your summer to last REALLY LONG, take summer school. June has been the never ending month) and we were discussing what the logo for Circle K was. And a girl in my class texted cha cha and found out the answer. Circle K= a way to remember how the potassium-sodium pump in your body works.

Anyways, here are some questions I have asked and got answers to:
-Who would win in a fight. Batman or Superman? Answer: Superman. He is much stronger than Batman and would win hands down.
-What movie made the most money this last weekend? Answer: Get Smart with $39 million
-Who is the better band - Radiohead or Muse? Answer: While Radiohead revolutionized music, Muse does a really good job at what they do, thus Radiohead is the better band.
-How long does nail polish last until it gets all gloppy and stringy? Answer: One to two years, however if your nail polish is getting stringy, throw it away.
-Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Answer: With Waldo.
-What major movies come out this weekend? Answer: Wall-e and Wanted with Angelia Jolia.

Seriously, this is the best thing ever! And you can work for them too!!!

Sad

So, for Julia's birthday, one of her friends gave her the best present ever. He wrote down all the asinine questions that were asked in seminary for the whole year. The person's name has been withdrawn to protect him/her from endless ridicule and torment. Here are some gem-lets from the list.

We give you: Questions Overheard in Class at Mesa High Seminary

1. Do chickens have lips?
2. Has Armageddon already happened?
3. Is it bad to love Satan?
4. Do sister missionaries in France have to stop shaving their armpits?
5. Why are babies born naked?

My goal as a blogger: to be as funny as these people. Sometimes they are a little offensive, but most of the time it is pure genius. Note: in order to appreciate it, you must either a. read People magazine frequently and be up on the celebrity gossip and b. see lots of summer blockbuster movies.

State fair here we come!

So it is CLEAR from these pictures that Delia is half Jones. Because she knows what is the most important part of the corn dog.

Notice only one bite from the top was eaten and then she went straight for the stick crunchy goodness. Excellent job, picky. The only reason it was not smothered in ketchup was because we were going to the quilt fabric store aka children hating store.

So I know you are all saying, "Emily, aren't you in psycho summer school and shouldn't be reading millions of books?" Yes, I know. But don't start this one unless you have time to finish it. It was pretty dang good (except for the ending - wrapped it up with a bow a little too much). But it was James Patterson style - short chapters, draws you in, etc. Warning: would get a PG-13 rating.

Don't hate.

Okay, people, I know I am going to get a lot of flack from saying this (especially from the Mel Jones couzies). But Julia and I both read These Is My Words this week (aka I was 3/4 of the way through and Julia stole it from me). And we give the book a thumbs medium to thumbs down. Now just to back up our opinions, some things you should know about Julia and I:

1. We inherited our book reading obsession from the Sandra.
2. We will read truly anything. Back of the toothpaste box, comics, pure shiz.
3. We are not book snobs. Books we have read that we may be ashamed of reading: The Tale of Emily Windsnap, many Babysitters Club books, mormon soap opera books, the list goes on.

Therefore, we feel that our 2.25 star rating of These Is My Words is appropriate. Reasons it was not the best:
1. WAY too many coincidental run-ins. Didn't this book happen in the humongous AZ territories??? And they didn't have cars, therefore they must have magically ran into some of the same people (Jack Elliott) all the time somehow.
2. Emily read the last page which gave away the ending. Then she didn't want to read it anymore.
3. Both Julia and I agree after Sarah and Jack get married, boredsville.

However, will we read at least one of the sequels? Most likely yes.

I know, I know. My Breaking Dawn countdown is really, really amazing. I will share I supposed. My amazing friend Sarah sent it to me. Loves it.

p.s. One sentence cd review: Death Cab for Cutie, Narrow Stairs. If I wanted to listen to something instrumental, I'd listen to Yanni.

-Emily