Saturday, November 22, 2008

Twilight Review

So, I saw Twilight today. And it was hot. If I smoked, I would definitely need a cigarette after watching that movie. Or a boyfriend. Anyways, this was on my favorite website, gofugyourself, and I thought I would share it with the world.

83730600.jpg


ROBERT PATTINSON: Hello, my angel. [Snicker] I see you managed to get here without breaking any bones. [Chuckle]

KRISTEN STEWART: You know, we wrapped the movie a long time ago. You can break character and stop with the condescending laughter.

ROBERT: No, I can't. It's the hair. The unruly, slightly oily Edward hair that's damp with the sweat of restraint and clammy lust. They won't let me cut it, and it OWNS me. Is your dress made of sweatshirts?

KRISTEN: They haven't said you can't SHOWER, though. Maybe you're just clammy because all your clothes look a tiny bit tight. And I think your shoe is untied. And, you know, the whole "you need to shower" thing.

ROBERT: God, your blood smells magical. Like sparkles and sunshine and fine wine. I must watch you sleep.

KRISTEN: Do you people see what I have had to put up with? Do you?

ROBERT: Oh, Bella. I love you. I may kill you. You don't know.

KRISTEN: Not Bella. Kristen. Cameras are not rolling. Lord. I give you two months, tops, before all this breaks you.

ROBERT: You intoxicate me. I AM DANGER. Why do you not fear me, human?

KRISTEN: Oh, I fear you, all right. Trust.

7 comments:

Holly said...

That movie might have been my favorite movie EVER. And it might have changed my life.

The Fletchies said...

He looks like a bad Johnny Cash impersonator or someone playing Joaquin Phoenix playing Johnny Cash. He is not giving Edward his proper dues.

Jenny Hogle said...

She does look slightly pissed and he might look a teensy bit creepy, but I love love love them. Loved the movie. Mostly just them and them being in love. I love Edward Cullen.

Rebecca said...

I wish you were coming for thanksgiving and you could see the movie again with us!

Jenn said...

Blinx - i love you for posting about this. I'm mad we didn't see this together. Although I'm pretty sure I'll watch it at least 10 more times in the theatre so perhaps there's a chance. Get out to NYC. :)

Kasey said...

Heard mixed reviews, so I was nervous to see it. I LOVED it and blushed through the whole thing! Is that weird?

Anonymous said...

lol... i love this movie. like, a lot.