I DID IT!!!

Guess who got into Scottsdale Community College's spring 2011 program? ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

I finally get to be an adult and have a career!!!  I only started down this road 12 years ago, and after one useless yet entertaining bachelor's degree already achieved, four million semesters of school, going back to community college, I can now be for reals!!

New loves/goals

So.....yes we're excited to move to a new house. And yes....we're excited to live in the thriving metropolis of Gilbert. But the most excitement we have??

Hello, Dish Network. Please have a seat on our couch. 200 channels streaming in HD + BBC America + BYUTV + free HBO/Showtime for three months?? Loves it. 

Jones/Fletcher goals:

1. Go outside at least once a day and hang out with the 3D people.

2. Keep calorie intake per day under 2000 calories. Playing our new favorite game "Pretend food doesn't have any calories" only once a week (thanks Angie for the new game!)

3. Have our house look like this for the whole month of October. Sorry neighbors..

Wake Me When September Ends.....

Yes, folks, that's right. We have a roll-off dumpster in front of our house. And yes, it will be COMPLETELY full when we are done with it!!

The Jones super secret...it only took 3 weekends to deal with everything...

Come party with us this weekend at our yard/garage sale of new stuff and tons of furniture!!

p.s. I'm tired.

We are slugs.

Hi! Remember us?! We used to blog and then we got lazy and lame, so i'm back track blogging. Pre warning, mostly pictures, who needs words. So alot happened in the month of, oh wait like three months ago, May. And Emily kept telling me to post so I guess I will now.

May event number one: Prom.

It was at Centenial Hall, a smidge bit random. But here is a small sampling of pictures I actually have:

emily likes water

annie is cute

corsages are awkward.

Next, graduation business.

hi piecey bangs

me and Mikeum Mathews

seminary graduation

my hand is awkward, don't mind me.

senior video

yes i am kinda bffs with my teachers. don't judge my nerdiness.

me and angela being matchers.

me and rachel. my hair looks matted, gross.

grad night.

i apologize for my tardiness in post and for being boring.
 loves, bubs also known as butts now, thanks laura.
(note to self, never say what nick name is worse than bubs..)
oh p.s. and for those who want to know, future plans equall byu idaho in january,
yes i know i will die in the harsh winter, i will just buy coats lined with baby kittens.
like these

 or better yet

these:

okay done with kittens.

Teacup Quail!!

So Julia's friend, Tanner, has baby quail. And I'm sorry, chickens, but I have to cheat on you. I love these baby quail more than you. They are so, so, so, so tiny. Only people that have had chickens can appreciate these pictures and can tell how small they are compared to their food holder. Presh!

And finally, the most awesome picture of Delia ever taken. Not all her pics look like the ones here.

More guilty pleasure..

Dear blog world:

Please forgive me for loving this show. But we know each other well enough that I love watching crap. And I'm REALLY excited for this season. I love me some drama.

Love, Emily

Sad aka wish I was amish

All technology broken. Must resort to phone blogging. Good thing brother for hire is coming to wipe our computer on Friday! Nerdy high school boys are the best! In the meantime, PLEASE read this:

It is amazing and I cried at the end. I know, the robot cried.

Mary Poopins

Okay, so I know I'm critical of a lot of things. But for the record, the entire group of 8 people that I went and saw Mary Poppins with ALL thought it was lame-sauce. Some even left at intermission. Apparently we have no souls.

Me and Amy polaroid-ing it up at Mary Poppins. I'm really into polaroids right now/camera is broken.

Next: Jones events as done by Dr. Seuss.

 

See Bubs get a job. 

Work Bubs work (at Scrapbooks Etc. I know, how lucky is she???)

 

See Bubs get her first Scrapbooks Etc paycheck. 

Play Bubs play. 

 

See the ceiling. 

See the toilet overflow (with clean water thank goodness) for several hours. 

Pop water bubble pop. 

(For the record, Bubs, Delia, and I sat and watched for the bubble to explode. It did.)

I'm looking at the world in rose colored glasses....

So we did our Disney service. And it was basically the easiest thing we've ever done. 8:45 a.m. - sign up, eat too many krispy kreme donuts

9:00 a.m. - sit on ground with sisters and begin pulling grass out of rose gardens at MCC

Believe me, you did NOT want to see what was underneath those sunglasses. 

Our other sister for the day, "'Annie"', aka Allie Cluff. They traded spots. 

 

10:00 a.m. - Lee comes over and tells us to come help him with his hard job, we tell him our job is really tough and to back off. (that's Lee way back there in the red shirt, working really hard)

11:00 a.m. - finish service, get our nametags signed on to show we came.
11:05 a.m. - begin wandering around Target while eating popcorn and an icee looking for stuff to buy.

It basically rocked. But I'm sure Disney will have the last laugh when they suck $60 out of us that day for awesome hats/ 89358290348 churros/ treats/smashed pennies.

See you soon, Mickey!

My greatest weakness. Really.

Wasting time on the computer + Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. Let's just say I don't even feel guilty about all the fat and calories in it anymore.