2. I have now switched to team "Jacob." I told my friend Theresa this at work and she said that me doing that was comparable to me telling her I decided to be a lesbian. Note: I am not a lesbian.
3. The newest cd mix I made went in this order of genres: dirty rap, Christmas, Ernie & Bert. And I love it.
4. I must get married in the Salt Lake temple. I don't care if I marry my neighbor, we are making the trek up there.
5. As soon as I get a different car to drive, I immediately try to find a song that goes along with the beat of my turn signal. Ex. The pink Prizm: a Blink 182 song. White Tahoe: Coldplay song #8 on a mixed Coldplay cd. The brownish Malibu: #11 on Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie. The blue Truck: #6 on The Hours soundtrack.
6. I know who Stan Lee is and if they had comic books at the library, I would totally have read all of them.
7. I may have done that post about Mike Rowe secretly hoping that he would see it and contact me. And we would live happy dirty jobs ever after.
8. I listen to the Pride and Prejudice cd all the time hoping that Mr. Darcy will come and take me away from my crazy family.
9. I totally believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists. Read The Loch by Steve Alten and you will also be convinced. There is a website that has webcams on the lake in Scotland and I check it often to see if I can see anything above the surface.
10. I am freakishly excited to see these people exactly 2 weeks from today:
p.s. Emily that I work with sadly informed me that the site we got our background off of got busted for using stuff that wasn't theirs. No more cool background.
15 comments:
Totally love Stan Lee and Mike Rowe!
Um, this is one of the funniest post I have read. I have been highly entertained, thank you!!!
P.S. A little concerned about team "Jacaob" . . . urch(that would be a car screeching to a halt), what the? We need to talk!
I would scrape out septic tanks with Mike Rowe. I am going to have to find you a better picture that the one in front of the Tower of London. That is why I went to WW. We will go to the Salt Lake Temple while you are here. No groom necessary.
I think that London is the hottest we have ever been! Compared to the poor dental hygiene and wierd fatshion over there, we were very hott
Why are you excited to see that sick Daisy. All she does is pee. Also, I am concerned about this "team Jacob" business. Might as well be "team Mike." Anyway, lets do the SLC temple while you are here. I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are going to stuff our faces with CAFE RIO.
I don't know if I'm actually cool enough to leave a comment on your blog, but I just have to know - what on earth has made you do something as drastic as switching to team Jacob!?!?!
Isn't Jacob Native Anmerican? Are you attracted to his long, black, silky braid? If so, why?
Great. Now I sound racist.
"we will live happily dirty jobs ever after."
it doesn't get much funnier than that.
thanks for being hilarious.
I would like you give you my car for a week so you can find a song that goes to the blinker. I have tried desperately for the past two years but to no avail. You must have an ear for it, or maybe it's a gift from the heavens.
diet coke is a food group. i ALWAYS get my recommended daily allowance of it.
1. Diet Coke lover- you should read The Pact
2. I kind of want to go back to work at BioMedics, but maybe not...
3. I am so excited to see you!
4. Please include me in some of your amazing activities whilst you are in Provo/ Utah.
I was REALLY excited to find my present on my car. Blog post pending.
Gracias and thank you times a million.
emily jones this is katie meryhew! i love you, you are hilarious. come to provo while you're in UT and see me!! if not, that's cool..i miss talking to your beautiful face every day! ahhh...that's it, i'm working the store when im home for christmas. i need to work at a cool place again. lol
confession i hate that your getting skinny. i should be happy for you but i'm secretly ticked.
why the heck am I not on your friends list?? I am so offended.
haha jk =] but no really, you better add me
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